What! Was I invited? It seems that I am. Okay. Conditions! There must be a revolving bar and 75 cent beers (or $1 cocktails). Do I have to get a haircut? My mom still won't let me drive her car (STILL!), so I may need a ride (or hello Uber). Don't show me pictures of your kids (I don't care). I would like to apologize in advance.......